Titanic Virus: Makes your whole computer go down.

Disney Virus: Everything in the computer goes Goofy.

Mike Tyson Virus: Quits after one byte.

AT&T Virus: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.

MCI Virus: Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&T virus.

Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus: Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.

Imagine if instead of cryptic text strings, your computer produced error messages in haiku.

A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

ABORTED effort:
Close all that you have.
You ask way too much.

With searching comes loss
And the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.

The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao, until
You bring fresh toner.

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.

Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that

Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

John: Hey, Bob, whatcha doing?

Bob: Well, we're moving to a new office complex, so I have to start moving all my things.

John: I guessed that from all the boxes.

Bob: Yeah. Lot of stuff to move. It's complicated. I was on my computer for two hours last night getting ready.

John: Um ... two hours to move? Why? Just unplug the machine and box it.

Bob: No ... the computer's a little too heavy for the boxes they gave ... so I'm deleting files to empty it out.